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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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where is the water
their fat is like sponge, it has all been soaked up
They actually look… comfortable
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30 That awkward moment…when you’re texting someone on the toilet and they ask “whatcha doin?”
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